10. Mama hadn't had a chance to see the weather and sent her child with her fall coat instead of winter. One morning the teacher greets her with, Viv has been complaining that she is cold in that jacket.
9. The cafeteria workers ask her if her lunch is "for here" or "to go" and she replies with "french fries, please."
8. Mama had to schedule "bathroom breaks" in her Outlook calendar to remind her when to go . . .
7. She walked out of the office at midnight only to find that her car lights had been on since noon. Thankfully, it started!
6. Dinner is served out of the candy vending machine.
5. Mama takes the elevator down one floor.
4. Mama takes the elevator up one floor.
3. She step in the elevator and can't understand why it doesn't move . . .It takes awhile for Mama to realize she is pushing the 8 button and that is the floor she is already on.
2. Five hours of sleep feels like 9 hours of sleep.
1. Standing in front of the mirror spraying perfume in her hair instead of root boost.
** Yes - That was Mama's week last week . . .
Jennifer Freeland
Jennifer Mott Freeland
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ReplyDeleteWork at midnight? Oh my...I'm so sorry! Next week will be better.
ReplyDeleteOh - sounds like you have had quite the week - just know you're not alone! I've been having a LOT of those lately :)
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